A Fatal Terrorist

To celebrate Sammy & Spencer's third anniversary, I decided  to create a stand alone sequel. If any of you don't like swearing, fuck off.

Transcript
Spencer: Three fucking years after you fucking dropped me.

Sammy: I was a toddler, for fuck's sake!

Spencer: I love sakè. It's my favorite type of alcohol.

Sammy: Mine too! Wait, aren't we too young to drink alcohol?

Spencer: We're cartoon characters.

Sammy: Now that makes sense.

Matthew Sheep: Fuck both of you. I'm going to compete in a Mexican stand-off against Señor Dingo. Hopefully, I won't die. Bye. [flies out of the window]

Sammy: Why is there a fucking dancing baby? How the fuck did he break into this house?

Spencer: I broke the lock cause' it's shit.

Sammy: You little shit! I'll choke you like my d-

Dancing baby: Ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka.

Sammy: Stale meme. I'm gonna call the cops on hi-

[The dancing baby shoots Spencer with a .500 Smith gun.]

Spencer: He'll resurrect next year.

Dancing baby: Nope. Not at all. That gun is pretty powerful. Also, I'm an Islamic terrorist working for North Korea. My favorite cartoon is Squirrel and Hedgehog. Death to all those American bastards!

Spencer: Screw you! I'm going to the Japanese hibachi.

Dancing baby: How dare you say my enemy 's name. That's it! You're dead.

[Spencer is electrocuted to death by the dancing baby.]

Dancing baby: Ha ha ha.

Captain Doody: Not so fast.

Dancing baby: Who the hell are you?

Captain Doody: I'm Captain Doody, and you must die.

Dancing baby: Aw, shit!

Captain Doody: He's fucking burning in Hell right now. I'm dying and I need a new body.

[Captain Doody regenerates into an anthropomorphic  furry wolf and gets sucked into the TV.]

its captain doody time!

Trivia

 * Squirrel and Hedgehog is a North Korean "children's show" that's actually propaganda.